Cut!

World famous vampire and director of horror movies Zeek Ruuder watched his camera monitor as his human actor performed the vampire scene he had written. Zeek was now directing the movie he had written and was even an Executive Director. Zeek watched as Roger Rentyard climbed in the window of the maiden and sank his teeth into the woman's neck. She let out a faint cry and she dropped back onto the bed.

Zeek threw his ear phones off and shouted. "No! No! No! Cut!"

He jumped out of the directors seat and walked on set.

"You're seducing her and then you take her. It's erotic. It's sexual. You are a powerful vampire! She will be yours forever. You're not having a hamburger!!"

Roger nodded.

"You're taking her. Watch!"

Zeek picked up Penelope Crisak and looked into her eyes. His mouth opened and he sank his vampire teeth into her neck and then fed on her. She screamed out but then seemed to enjoy it a little.

He let her go and then she dropped back on the bed.

"You got it? You see what I did?"

"Yeah, yeah got it," said Roger.

"Ok, let's do it AGAIN!" he shouted.