Clueless

Terry made his way into the hospital to see his consultant who would explain the current treatment his wife was undergoing.

He sat in the consultants office.  Outside it had grown dark, for the evening appointment.

Doctor Charles McRudden came in and sat down.

Terry's wife Wendy joined them.

"Well after extensive tests we've discovered your wife's medical condition."

"Yes?" said Terry.

"It turns out your wife is a vampire," reported the doctor.

He got up and stood over Terry.

"Actually, for the record, I'm a vampire too," said the consultant.

Wendy turned to Terry.  "Do my teeth look big in this, honey?" she asked, pointing at her gown.

"No, no, honey, not at all," he said reassuringly.

"Have you any questions?" asked the consultant.

"Is this covered under my health insurance plan?" wondered Terry.