UPDATE ***EUU Episode 27 is being written***
Hal had been given the job of running the State Insane Asylum. He had garnered many followers with his revolutionary book Crazy Is As Crazy Does.
The day after his appointment, he gathered his staff together.
"Look here people, I am going to make some changes over the next few days and weeks," said Hal. "If you have a problem with them, well you know where the door is."
He looked the staff in the eye and some just frowned.
The next day Hal walked into the main hall where the crazies would walk around aimlessly. This time, he brought in a big white board and lots of colored markers.
Jenkins came over to him, responsible for safety and security. "Hey man, what are you doing?" he demanded.
"Quiet," said Hal, looking at the crazies.
One or two of the crazies were looking at the white board, checking it out.
"I want to see how many theoretical physicists we have," said Hal.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Super Entanglement
Jedd and Ben had got their first job.
The walked into the home of the physics professor and talked to his wife Martha.
"Just clean up all the food and coffee. And whatever you do don't touch anything! He's running some important experiments."
Jedd just nodded.
Ben listened to music on his iTunes collection unable to hear anything but just nodded.
She left and then began cleaning up.
Ben looked at the article by the famous Quantum Physicist Qi Loo McMurpy. It read. "Proposals for Experiments supporting Super Quantum entanglement Field Theory."
"Don't touch anything dude! I want to get paid this time."
However Ben didn't hear Jedd and looked at a machine aiming a fine laser light at a block of metal.
The parameters on the unit firing the beam read, Units, Dispersion Ratio, Depth and Exclusion Radius.
"Wonder what this does dude?" asked Ben.
Ben changed the units from nanometers to meters, then set the dept to 10 and hit the go button.
Jedd screamed.
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The newscaster read the emergency bulletin. "More on the breaking news relating to the disappeared town of Aurora. The national guard have rescued the two lone survivors Ben Bradley and Jedd Smith. Both teenagers claim to know nothing about the mysterious disappearance of the town."
There was a close up of Ben. "It wasn't me! I didn't press any buttons! Don't send me to Guantanamo," shouted Ben.
The walked into the home of the physics professor and talked to his wife Martha.
"Just clean up all the food and coffee. And whatever you do don't touch anything! He's running some important experiments."
Jedd just nodded.
Ben listened to music on his iTunes collection unable to hear anything but just nodded.
She left and then began cleaning up.
Ben looked at the article by the famous Quantum Physicist Qi Loo McMurpy. It read. "Proposals for Experiments supporting Super Quantum entanglement Field Theory."
"Don't touch anything dude! I want to get paid this time."
However Ben didn't hear Jedd and looked at a machine aiming a fine laser light at a block of metal.
The parameters on the unit firing the beam read, Units, Dispersion Ratio, Depth and Exclusion Radius.
"Wonder what this does dude?" asked Ben.
Ben changed the units from nanometers to meters, then set the dept to 10 and hit the go button.
Jedd screamed.
---
The newscaster read the emergency bulletin. "More on the breaking news relating to the disappeared town of Aurora. The national guard have rescued the two lone survivors Ben Bradley and Jedd Smith. Both teenagers claim to know nothing about the mysterious disappearance of the town."
There was a close up of Ben. "It wasn't me! I didn't press any buttons! Don't send me to Guantanamo," shouted Ben.
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